So, I got Ashleigh this series of books a while back…They’re titled “Eleven,” “Twelve,” and “Thirteen.” I know she hasn’t reached any of those ages yet, but i figured she could probably “read” them, ya know? Maybe they would give her a little insight into what she has to look forward to.
Anyways, a couple nights ago Ashleigh is in the middle of them and she yelled out “GROSSSS!!!! Oh my God, daddy—-listen to this: This girl in this book is “Oh my God, it’s gross, i don’t know if i can even say these words without,….Oh! I’m getting a headache…”
I’m now curious…
“It’s just…OK, this girl is ummm, kinda, like, ya know?…”
“OK, she’s on her uh ‘P’—so she has to use uhhhh, ‘p’s’…(sorry, Daddy—Taralynn is sitting over there and I don’t want her to know about this—she is sooo not ready for it).”
Huh? What the #$#% is she talking about???
“OK, she usually uses a ‘p’ when she’s on her ‘P,’ BUTTTT today they’re going to the pool.”
“Yeah….so she’s having someone teach her how to use a ‘T’ instead of a ‘P.’ Do you get it Daddy? Ewwwwww, that’s SOOOO GROSSSS!!!!”
Yes. Yes it is. I concur. LOL, and HAHA, but yeah. Totally not looking forward to THAT four times…
Anyways, so, ummm, kinda, like, ya know…